BRUTAL INCIDENT: PASTOR WADEN ATTACKS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was seen attacking a McDonald's employee during peak hours yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden complained loudly about his order. The McDonald's employee, who remains unnamed, tried to calm Waden down, but Waden launched into a tirade. Witnesses claim that